Gee - that title can refer to lots of things. Hehe. Right now, it's referring to Stacy (sorry dear):
(Although it's very cool how Stacy matches that skirt, eh? I hadn't realized until I happened to be wearing the skirt while finishing the top!)
OK - other than making me look like a tank, the reason I say "crap" is ...well...
Hold on to your seats, I'm about to pontificate about crocheted wearables. Strong opinions ahead, read at your discretion.
When Doug came home and I showed him Stacy, he picked it up & said, "Hey - this feels like..what's it called...the stuff knights wear...chain mail!" And therein he hit the nail on the head.
This is just over the "too-heavy-to-wear-as-a-crocheted-top" line. We all know that line is there, it's just that many crocheters live in denial and refuse to admit it.
One of the criticisms I hear from die-hard knitters "against" crochet is that most crocheted wearables resemble rugs...or hot pads...or chain mail. ::wink:: You know what? Depending on the yarn used, that's an extremely valid criticism.
May the gods save me from tank tops made from Red Heart and a size H hook.
I have often said that crochet meant to be worn as a top (no-sleeves, short-sleeves, camis) can NOT be made with anything over a dk weight yarn. If you go bigger, unless it's an incredibly slinky, ribbony, melt-through-your-fingers, $35.00-per-skein-on-sale yarn, you're going to end up with a couple of pieces of cardboard to wear. No drape, no fit, no pizazz.
This much is true, too: A yarn that is too heavy for a crocheted top will be just fine knitted.
Hey - don't shoot the messenger, ok? Ya'll know it's true! No matter what the yarn, as long as it's the same type, stockinette/garter knitting will produce a finer, drapier fabric than single crochet. Always.
And that's not bad! Knitters-Against-Crochet use this fact as a mega weapon in their arsenal but it's not a valid argument at all. Once you understand that crochet wearables need a lighter hand, then it's all good. :) You can save the bulkier yarns & larger hooks for hoodies & cardis & coats, and break out your size C & D hooks for the camis & halters & tees. :)
So - back to Stacy. You might notice that the neckline is a little higher than it's supposed to be. Here it is when I'd finished according to the directions:
It looks exactly like the picture in the book, but I knew it was going to be a little too wide across the shoulders for me. I hate the feeling that one or both sleeves are going to fall at any minute. So I went back and did 4 more rounds at the top, decreasing at each side of the 4 raglan seams (8 times per row) and ended up with what you see in the top pic. Perfect...if the top was light enough to wear!
Ok...ok...maybe I'll feel differently in a couple of months when it's not so dang hot outside & I'm not sweating buckets just pulling the thing over my head. Maybe. I'll at least agree to pack it away & reserve my absolute final judgment until ...say....October.
Stats:
Pattern - "Stacy" from Cool Crochet
Yarn - Classic Elite's "Flash" in Crocus - 9 skeins.
Hook - G
Changes - The neckline, that's it. I crocheted the 39" size and it came out right on spec.
Final thoughts: "Flash" is a worsted weight yarn & I really should've known better. A little bit of that crocheter's denial was alive & well Albuquerque. Sigh. But the model in the book looked so happy, so carefree, so cool - I deluded myself into thinking I'd look just like her. We've all been there & we all know how that particular fantasy ends up! hehe
Final, final thought: Maybe I've exaggerated how bad this looks to make a point. It probably isn't as awful as "crap." Maybe "vaguely disappointed???"
Final, final, final thought: I mentioned that I made this top before - about two years ago - and never wore it. Now that this Stacy is done, I seem to remember that I pronounced the last one "too heavy to wear." Sigh - Now I can add selective memory to my crocheter's denial. I'm batting 1000.
Next time: The kindness of knitting buds, the start of something beautiful, and candle-mania.
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